March 2012
hipster boromir
dr-wtfox:
Someone: OMG I love Jane Austin!!
Me: Clearly not.
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Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive. →
Whenever l hear myself on videos or whatever I’m like:
bobies:
sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18”
futureceleb:
africans:
if only facebook had an “ask anonymously” option
it was called formspring bitch and it was the devil
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singwordsthatholdnomeaning:
You will not expect what happens in this video.
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
reginechassagneshair:
NO IT’S NOT FAIR YOU CAN’T BE THAT CUTE WIN YOU JUST CANT
That moment when you are reading a book and...
mybodyisapipeorgansolo:
Win Butler drives through the quaint streets of Montreal in his post-ironic SUV. The light is red. He brings the vehicle to a smooth stop, adjusts his Navajo print 5 panel OBEY cap, and nods in approval whilst looking around at the intersection. “I run this town. I own this bitch. Stone cold stunner.”
bootysnatchers:
*relates to the lyrics of creep*
blainesbonerinkurtsasshole:
Season 6 of Glee:
“I am the only openly straight kid in my school”